Hockey Mom Snack Bar Queen

SNACK BAR QUEEN

By Caroline Stanistreet

Dedicated to all the Hockey Rink Snack Bar Parents out there

(To be sung to the tune “Dancing Queen,” by Abba – yes, you ALL know it!)

Friday night and the grill is hot

Lookin’ at all the coffee pots

Ooooh-Whippin up the Slushees

Poppin up some ‘corn

You’re in the mood for snacks

Anybody could be that girl

Night is young and her hair will curl

Due to heat from the heat lamps

Keeping it all hot

You’re in the mood for snacks

And when you get the chance

You are the Snack Bar Queen

Rarely seen

By your hockey teen

Snack Bar Queen
Feel the cold

From that ice machine, oh yeah!!

You make change

But you can’t add

Oh – having some trouble with math

Ooooh…be that kid

Who will help

With The Snack Bar Queen

Teams are done and off the ice

Pizza’s warm, let’s have a slice

How ‘bout a drink then?

Powerade? Soda?

Or just an orange juice?

Chocolate and Skittles dominate

Push pops you really…… HAAATE

Way too sticky for your taste

You would rather have

A frappucino right about now!

But you are The Snack Bar Queen

10:15

Where’s that Zamboni machine?

Snack Bar Queen

Time to Clean

Off the grill so mean, oh yeah!

Nacho sauce

Must get tossed

Hav-ing-the-goo-on-your hands

Eeeeew!

See that soap

Don’t you mope

You are The Snack Bar Queen